All company employees are obliged to attend the first OPD quarterly performance revue to celebrate our period of unprecedented growth and identify key areas requiring improvement.
Schedule of work will include a live presentation from the head office team, a keynote address by market leaders Battery Operated Orchestra plus DJ Jonny Head of Spin Morris motivating you until late.
OFFICE FOR PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT
It’s been a year of unprecedented growth for the Bexhill-on-sea startup. In their race to secure market share they have conducted a highly successful series of teambuilding seminars, including at the legendary Heavenly Social and Truck Festival. They have been live session guests for John Kennedy on Radio X, having been his ‘Hot One’ and ‘Big One’. Other stand out spikes in productivity include; recruiting support from Craig Charles and Chris Hawkins at BBC Radio 6 Music, continued investment from BBC Introducing, as well as glowing written appraisals across the board.
‘Absolutely fantastic.’ John Kennedy, Radio X
‘I’m Loving this!’ Craig Charles, BBC Radio 6 Music
‘A ghastly corporate organisation.’ BBC Introducing
‘Full of socio-political commentary and drum machine magic.’ Impose Magazine
‘The best put together pop-act since Lady Gaga.’ Travellers Tunes
BATTERY OPERATED ORCHESTRA
Using their synths as a Ouija board, Brigitte Rose and Chris Black brought BOO from the ether to radiate inter-dimensional indie synthpop. Taking cues from ABBA and DEVO they make “highly charged electronica with incredibly addictive melodies” (Louder Than War).
‘It’s electro-pop so good it sends shivers down parts of the spine other bands cannot reach.’ The Devil Has The Best Tuna
DJ JONNY HEAD OF SPIN MORRIS
Making you believe what you thought you always knew.